Emmie (angearia) wrote,

you think you know me? you don't know me!

Thanks to snickfic, I went ahead and played with the LJ Markov Random Text Generator which grabs text from your LJ and generates fun and exciting new phrases, whoop whoop.  Here's what I got:

  • by art and beauty.
Hmm, okaay?  So is this like an ad endorsement?  ~Angearia~ by art and beauty.  It sounds like a perfume, doesn't it?  It's like I'm Amy Pond!

  • You're not one of those who enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are always thinking about it.
This one's A+ for so many reasons.  Firstly, that I do not enjoy domestic activities, but that I do always think about how I need to be doing them because I haven't done them and they need doing but I don't wanna.  See?  Also, I love how this sentence shows my love for dashes.  Go, dash, go!

  • That moment when the wind blows, the cradle will rock…”). 
I find this both pleasing and insulting on a writerly level.  One, end parenthesis without an opening parenthesis.  Two, end quotation mark without an opening one.  UGH.  But oddly the use of the ellipsis followed by a quotation mark followed by the end parenthesis then followed by a period -- is pleasing to me because that closing punctuation mark is often forgotten (or added when it shouldn't be -- what am I even saying).  It's like I got the last half of the equation correct.  And hey, maybe there's an opening parenthesis/quotation mark before the by art and beauty.  THE POINT IS GRAMMAR, CLEARLY.

  • This Spike is romantic, poetic, accepting of other cultures, and a fighter, but not a loner type. ~AND~ Spike might’ve initially reached out to connect with others and creates strong social ties centered around nurturing and romanticism.

  • When Angel starts hearing voices in Season 8, we got to see why more of our representatives aren't speaking out against this.
#Things that keep me up at night.  Why has our government not done more to help egotistical white male vampires (who are cursed and figures of prophecy!) who are being taken advantage of by sentient universes seeking to bring forth the end of life as we know it?  First, the police brutality against peaceful protesters and now THIS.  And clearly the conspiracy goes deeper since TwAngel was working with American forces.  Where's the investigation into this wrongdoing, hmm?  Explain yourself, Congress!  As if your approval ratings can afford to take an other hit right now.  Atheism is more popular than Congress.  Get yo shit together and stop supporting apocalyptic Twilight Kitty endeavors, okay. For shame, America.

  • Like this Facebook page to
Okay and now you totally lost me.  I NEVER (okay, hardly ever, only when coerced!) use Facebook.  I only spend time online if I'm hiding behind a fictional character's face as portrayed via icon.  You were doing so good, Markov, and then you botched the landing.  SO CLOSE.  It was like you knew me, truly knew me, and then you just FAILED like no one has ever FAILED before.

Tags: but not really, gifspam, meme, silliness
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