Emmie (angearia) wrote,
Emmie
angearia

Why Jane Espenson Rocks

Band Candy

Giles and Joyce hook up.


Gingerbread 

Mrs. Rosenberg: There's a rumor going around, Mr. Giles.
Giles blanches.
Giles:  Rumor? About us? About what?
Joyce exchanges a worried look with him.


Earshot

Joyce:  Well... I've got... laundry...
Buffy:  Why are you...
Buffy gasps.
Buffy:  You had sex with Giles. You had sex with Giles!
Joyce is heading for the door.
Joyce:  It was the candy! We were teenagers!
Buffy:  On the hood of a police car?!
Joyce:  I'll be downstairs! Feel better!
Joyce exits.
Buffy:  Twice?!

----

Giles:  Good to see you've emerged from your psychic adventure more or less intact. Feel up to some training?
Buffy: Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you're not too busy HAVING SEX WITH MY MOTHER!


That's three jokes for the price of one!  Well done, Jane.  
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